I SEE A SENATOR FINALLY :D :D :D

OMG YES here are the Jack Coleman promo pics from The Season 5 premiere of "Castle" which will air on SEPTEMBER 24 OMFG



HIS SEXY HAND GESTURES AND CUTE PUPPY EYES. He's no mommy murderer! D: He's a little puppy senator! D: But probably not gay this time

TV Fanatic: "Who out there doesn't love Jack Coleman? He guest stars on season five of Castle."

I dunno, but I'm willing to hunt them down if they do exist...RAWR.



UNFGH BAD STANA BAD. Leave our bb alone! D: Also, his hair is so sexy I am basically speechless...

And mabetini just made this for me...

( HRGGG )


I HONESTLY DON'T THINK I CAN.

This is a fanart post!

Jack Coleman is awesome!


Now I'd like to share some awesome fanart by made awesomely talented peeps!:





This is a birthday gift fromsarena2s and it's made by her very talented brother, James Piscitelli! I squeed when I first saw this. Perfection. You can find his art on his website, jamespiscitelliart.com.




This awesome "Damon Salvatore nomming Bill Forbes" pic is made by very awesome iluvbsbkevin. I adore her drawings. Ugh, I love looking at this one, it eases my pain. D:




This is another birthday gift, from mabetini and made by iluvbsbkevin !  :D mabetini obviously knows what I'm into. :P So pervy and cute. I want to squeeze it HARD. LOL @ teddy bear's expression. Love it.







I am not sure if I've posted this one before. It's made by my oldest fandom buddy db01_french . So calm and relaxing. It's what I feel everytime I look at this. So much love.





And another lovely HRG drawing from mydnight_dreams ! If I'm not mistaken, this was her first try at drawing HRG. I looooove it and I expect more drawings from her. :D

Click on the pics for larger versions!



Also, I think I love Nina Dobrev: Happy Birthday, Jack Coleman. xoxo

Talk about being appropriate.

So I'm basically trying to create a tradition of posting a Noaire entry (at least a Heroes one) on January 1 every year. Well, I did that last year, so here I go again! :D

"Pleasure" does not necessaily mean happiness perviness, but most of the time, it does. This is actually me trying to celebrate one of my all time fav couples OTPs. Choosing the top ten moments was hard, treacherous work because I realized they really shared a good amount of screen time and these moments were all pretty much....unf.  I have a feeling I'll have different kinds of top five-ten Noaire moments in the future. We shall see. Anyways, here's my list (totally not in any kind of order) :




Clairebear's getting a new teddy bear! :D A strawberry teddy bear! I love strawberries! Off the cuteness chart! :D It's amazing how this scene starts with a creepy moment (HRG watches Clairebear totally in a creepy disturbingly sexy way as she practises her awesome cheerleading moves in front of a mirror) and then turns into one of the cutest moments in Heroes. I guess this is what Noaire is about. I also love how they analyze the teddy bear....And the "D'awwwww" sound HRG makes....Bah......I want to squish things. Preferably a teddy bear! UNF.

Click here for the rest

Gifs can wait....Because:

OMG new stills from last week's episode? Ugh what an awesomely nice surprise!!!! I guess they were too spoilery so they decided to release them today!!!


The humongous versions are here!





What an arrogant bastard he is....Also, how awesome and beautiful...I think I'll start having scotch...




UNFGH this must be a behind the scenes one or Bill Forbes is really enjoying this......Look at his faaaace....The definition of eye sex....





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I can't believe how shippy this issssss OMG! I don't know how I'll be able to cope his absence... D: D: D:

Also, Ian Somerhalder is no way as tall as Jack Coleman LOL. Yes, I google'd. If google is telling me the truth, I am in fact almost as tall as Somerhalder!!! Oh my....




Lucky......teeth....They penetrated his neck third times. OH MYYYYYYY....

Ugh we still need new promo stills from 3x03 too. You know, vampire daughter torture thing and all...I can't believe we don't have a single Jack Coleman promo still from that episode...I have my needs, dammit!





And here's something awesome tammalee made:





I think I love her....

So...what do we have here...

So...what do we have here...  

First a niiiiiice pic of bb!Jack.



And this very recent unffffffffy one....




I've been reading recaps, reviews and  previews and I thought I'd share a few here, because, ugh, I am giddy/worried/excited OMG:


EW:

Candice Accola gives one of her finest performances in tonight’s episode, as she’s tortured by her big bad vampire-hating daddy (Jack Coleman). Some of her scenes literally had me twitching! But don’t worry, her pain is going to lead to some major payoff. “I think the beauty of Caroline is she’s a ‘pull myself up by my bootstraps’ kind of girl,” Plec said. ”The irony of that is she learned that, she thought, from her dad. All her strength and all her confidence came from her relationship with her father. Now we’ve seen her realize that, when the chips fell when they did, her mom was there. The surprising person who she thought never got her was there to get her now. Caroline gets a few good moments next episode where we get to see just exactly how she’s going to channel the experience into action.”

Haha, I don't know why but this makes me worried. So her mom will join the action? She is a sheriff and she has a gun.... D:


TV Line:

VERY BAD DAD | This in no way relates to the 1920s sequences, but the same episode finds Caroline imprisoned by her vamp-hunting dad. Huge props to Candice Accola, who more than delivers in several painful-to-watch torture scenes at the hands of Jack Coleman’s Bill (who is majorly channeling Heroes‘ HRG circa Season 1!). Minor Spoiler Alert: During a bout of sun exposure, Accola’s performance mirrors Michael Trevino’s stellar work during Tyler’s first transition into a werewolf.

HRGGGG. If he is channeling HRG...where are the huggages? D:


TV Guide:

5. Caroline gets tortured: If you thought Klaus was heartless when it came to his family, that's nothing in comparison to Caroline's dad (Jack Coleman), who takes to torturing her in an attempt to break her of her blood lust. "It's a story about a parent thinking they know best for their child," Plec says, and in this case, father does not know best.

But, but.......maybe he really manages to fix her?


Comics Bulletin

There's something beyond ironic about Jack Coleman, once TV's first gay son on Dynasty, now becoming the supernatural patriarch of choice on genre shows. Bringing in a real actor for the role means we're probably going to find out more about Mystic Falls early supernatural legacy, but I don't see this dad betraying his little blonde angel any more than Noah could ever do to Claire.

I LOVE this one for multiple reasons. He's a "real" actor, alright. This is the only review I've seen that mentions what I've been saying for the last two weeks LOL. He's awesome and there is great potential to all this and why would you waste awesomeness and great potential? But it happened on TV before, so... :P



And perhaps the most awesome finding of my day so far:

After Elton:

For a little while, all we knew about Noah (Jack Coleman) was his horn-rimmed glasses, which were a reliable signal to viewers that something sinister was happening (as well as a "Hello there" to viewers with a weakness for bespectacled buys). However, we soon learned Noah was doing the best he could to protect his daughter from a secret organization, brain-eating supervillains and a horrific alternate timeline. As a man without the superpowers the rest of the Heroes cast had, he did a pretty good job.

Coleman just started a new fatherly role, though he's switching from sci-fi to horror as Caroline's dad on The Vampire Diaries. Since the first season mentioned that Caroline's dad was gay, we're keeping our fingers crossed we'll see a lot of him.

I think this is pretty cool. Also, I love that they want more of the gay TVD dad. You and me both omg. My fingers are crossed like WHOA.

I think I need Bill icons...how come I haven't made even a single one?

Inevitable

I dunno, ricestorm said something about stakes in his holsters....You know, he'll play an FBI agent and yeah, I agree, I guess stakes would be more useful than guns if you're going to Mystic Falls!






Holy....That's big....well, not surprised, honestly. His stake also looks very big.

Horses and other things...

First: Universal Channel Brazil is run by perverts, because:


(Translated by Google)

Claire shows her beautiful curves

Hayden Panettiere is spotted in a bikini in Malibu

In Heroes , Claire Bennet drew attention with its beauty, which mixed the girl a little way of spectacular body. In the bargain, cheerleader uniform poked the fantasy of many grown men. Recently, the site TMZ revealed that the actress is still in great shape, she was spotted showing off your curves in a Malibu Beach, California.


Using a bikini with a bow tie pattern of Hello Kitty character, Hayden proved that the time spent in the gym has not been in vain: the pictures
show some muscle and no fat. To protect themselves from the strong sun, the actress chose the double-cap sunglasses.

You would think that Mr. Bennet jealous to see Claire in a bikini?



Thoughts:

- "...cheerleader uniform poked the fantasy of many grown men."

....poked? How...where.....Grown men? D:


- "You would think that Mr. Bennet jealous to see Claire in a bikini?"

Jealous? Why would a father be jealous of seeing his daughter in a bikini....wait a minute....what do you mean? Is he one of those "grown men"? D:



Second: Horses.

If Heroes Characters Were Horse Breeds

Noah Bennett

Most are unsure what to make of Noah Bennett, is he a good guy? Is he a bad guy? What’s his story? His life is dedicated to his career of
saving the world by imprisoning the bad guys…or is it?


Noah reminds me of a Holsteiner horse because he is sharp, intelligent and adapts well to rigorous training. He is well aware of the power he possesses, but doesn’t often use it for personal gain.




Thoughts:

- "Bennett" Grrrrrr.

- Hmmmm...I'd love to train him rigorously...

- Here comes the other obligatory comment:

I'D RIDE HIM SO HARD.


Phew.

My icon is appropriate because...

My icon is appropriate because...  

In the last few months, I've been seeing some tweets saying, "I ain't a hero more like Noah Bennet" and I had no idea what those tweets meant. However, today I finally decided to investigate further, and found this:

 

(Pay attention to 0:30)


Somebody teach me some gangsta phrases! Quick!!!!





YO.

This gif is irrelevant (kinda?), but I don't care, because I like watching him  do "that". You know, swallowing hard...or something like that. I don't know. It's...therapeutic.



...Also:



...Jack says...twice the average age? Excuse me but Jack proved badassery has no age.....also, these gifs prove hotness has no age....DAYUM. Also, that shirt...Seriously. I can not believe I watched this interview like 14 times yesterday. I think he was talking about his family's thanksgivings but I found it too hard to concentrate while drooling. Believe it or not, his sexy voice didn't help matters either.

It was inevitable.

Yep, once I saw the scene, I tried and I tried but I could never unsee it. I'm not feeling very proud of myself right now. Oh well. Stuff happens.

So...more gifs...

This is always going to be one of my favorite episodes even though I was like "NUUUUUUUUU!!!!"" and "YAAAAAY!!!" the whole time I was watching it. Because, you know, he was being a very sexy badass meanie but also, we never really saw him killing a man before, (did we? Well, he tried, but..he was kinda crying..), so I said: "That's it. He's totally going to diiiiiiieeeee this season!!!!" But luckily, Clairebear's blood saved him. Yes, that was quite sexy...I'll discuss it thoroughly on another entry. Oh yes, you know I will...




Ugh.  He's so badass, he knows many different ways to use his gun.




He doesn't even have to talk....A simple head tilt is more than enough to make me melt. But this is so wrong...because he is about to kill a man and I should not be thinking that he is being sexy...Ugh, but I can't help it...Also,  why did he want the Haitian out of the room?





D: D: D:

That was my face when I first watched this scene. And 5 seconds later, I was like:

Also, HRG leaving his fingerprints all over the place? LOL that means he killed the poor guy for nothing?

LOL amazing

Google Translator, stay awesome. Just read this...(linked by   who knows me so well)

Los 6 papás más badass del cine y la tv


In English:

4 - Noah Bennet - Heroes

If there is a character who relies solely on being a parent is this. His whole rationale was to appear in Heroes is father of a mutant. Starts as a villain in the series (hunting mutants) and in fact at first seems rather to watch his daughter instead of being a loving father. But as the series progresses we see who really loves his daughter and all that stuff to hunt mutants do to protect it.

Noah Bennet is a great father who loves his family and is willing to do anything to protect her, the irony is that his family does not see it (especially his daughter Claire) and is constantly attacked and abandoned by his own family who do not understand the world we live. Noah loses everything, he is forced to divorce Claire and hundreds of times longer speak, but that makes it a great father, no matter how often his family refuses, he is still there protecting them.

A Noah does not care how impressive it is ungrateful and foolish Claire, who goes from hate to love him more times than a prostitute sucking a member in one night two weeks, still is there for her and protect her, trying to make her understand the world is not ready to accept the mutants. And of course, Obey and Claire never ends always getting into trouble, causing Noah die even once (though not last long dead, and even why Claire was angry).


...Divorcing Clairebear? More importantly, Clairebear going from hate to love Noah more times than a prostitute sucking a member in one night two weeks?...what. Is this my dream show or what.

So, let me get this out of my system...

...well, we all know this won't end here, but still...


The first three are from  :




LOL I totally had no idea who Princess Peach was. I thought she was Mabes' creation. Apparently she is a character from the Mario games? I PLAYED DIABLO, DAMMIT.  Or I created HRG and Clairebear in the Sims games and made them do all sort of things. You know, like father/daughter bonding and  sometimes even more....bonding.....dage??  *facepalm*

I freaking love her reaction. It's like, she knows peaches are naughty. And her name is Peach! Oh, the irony.




...and one screencap I will never get bored of. RAWR.  Peach tattoo? I approve wholeheartedly.





Why so serious? I think the extreme goofiness of his shirt is depressing him. Peaches...Not related to badassery AT ALL. D:





This one's from me. I don't even know what I was thinking.

Writer's Block: Say goodbye to Kansas, Dorothy

If you woke up surrounded by doctors who told you that you'd been in a medical experiment since birth and that your entire life had been a dream, how do you think you'd react?


What....Are you telling me Jack Coleman is not real???!!! D: D: D:

Marry/Shag/Cliff Meme!!!

The rules:

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

gave me:  Noah Bennet, Steven Carrington, State Senator Robert Lipton.

HAH! :D :D :D

Wow, we are kind of sure that two of them are gay...and the last time I checked, I was a female.  Booo. Also, I have my suspicions about HRG... But who cares! You see how they look! :D


MARRY



Very gay. Gayer than Steven Carrington. But he is a state senator and I guess it would be cool to mary a state senator? Also, he is hot. Plus, bonus points if I get to watch him with Thomas the aide...You know...Now that would be a A+ marriage. Talk about Holy Matrimony here...



SHAG



Oh man...I'd have said: "shag, marry, shag, shag and shag", but this meme doesn't allow me to do that. So I'll just...shag him....preferably forever. I mean, look at his face and his big glasses and his big gun. Also his sexy outfits. Too bad I'm not a blonde, but that can be arranged. Oh! I would even adopt Clairebear! :D ...wait, why would I need to adopt her if there's no marriage?

*feels dirty like no one has felt before*



CLIFF



Ugh. I have no other choice...He's too fragile. Also, too young. I'd be afraid of breaking him while "loving" him.

OMG OMFG FINALLY!!! ....or is it?

In order to understand what I'm talking about, take a look at this entry.



Also, have a bunny!Jack pic. I swear he looks like a cute bunny there. ...A cute bunny with a sexy adam's apple....




♥ ♥ ♥

...Also:

OMG.




I WANT THISSSS AND THISSSSS. But especially the ones in the first one, the pic above OMFG. His gun, his HRGs and his fake ID. So sexy, I can't even deal with it. HE WAS THE SEXIEST COUNTY CLERK EVER. These iconic stuff made me explody.

You know, he touched them.

It's windy out there...

So...I have been watching the Dynasty episodes very slooooowly, but hey, I'm watching! ...kinda...Anyways, I really enjoyed the last one I watched. Because there were scenes with Jack's pretty hair blowing in the wind. OH YES. Plus, angsty bromance. OH YESSSS. Adam is hawt.

Also, Steven has sexual chemistry with everyone in this show. Is it because he is out-of-this-world pretty? Or because he acts like an angry puppy all the time? I don't know how many times I wanted to run my hands through his hair while watching his scenes...Oh my.



 

No wind, still hot....I love that he loves his mommies. But, Alexis is always going to be #1!!!!
 

Mmmm...Beautiful...he was about to do the tongue action, but decided not too. Perhaps because it was too windy? Am I making any sense here?



  

I have been staring at this one for the last 1 hour, 25 minutes and 32 seconds...33....34....Ahem. Perfection. He's just too cute. Also: Fangs OMG. I like his sweater too. He's staring at Adam...*siiiiiiigh*  


 
...Unrelated, I made this one for a challenge in scifiland :


 

OMG. Still love all "this" hardcore.

Am I losing my perviness? NOOOOOOOO! D: