ARGH

Question: If you give me some Vampire Diaries scoop, I’ll send Courteney Cox back through time to do your make-up and sculpt your lashes again. —Juan
Ausiello: Deal. On Diaries, a recurring male character’s days are numbered.



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Source: TVLine

I will hate you forever, dudes. *kicks*


My other feelings are:

( Feelings and some other things )

Marry/Shag/Cliff Meme!!!

The rules:

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

gave me:  Noah Bennet, Steven Carrington, State Senator Robert Lipton.

HAH! :D :D :D

Wow, we are kind of sure that two of them are gay...and the last time I checked, I was a female.  Booo. Also, I have my suspicions about HRG... But who cares! You see how they look! :D


MARRY



Very gay. Gayer than Steven Carrington. But he is a state senator and I guess it would be cool to mary a state senator? Also, he is hot. Plus, bonus points if I get to watch him with Thomas the aide...You know...Now that would be a A+ marriage. Talk about Holy Matrimony here...



SHAG



Oh man...I'd have said: "shag, marry, shag, shag and shag", but this meme doesn't allow me to do that. So I'll just...shag him....preferably forever. I mean, look at his face and his big glasses and his big gun. Also his sexy outfits. Too bad I'm not a blonde, but that can be arranged. Oh! I would even adopt Clairebear! :D ...wait, why would I need to adopt her if there's no marriage?

*feels dirty like no one has felt before*



CLIFF



Ugh. I have no other choice...He's too fragile. Also, too young. I'd be afraid of breaking him while "loving" him.

It's been too long....

I read this:

"...And then, for some reason, without any dialogue, Jack Coleman, who was once on “Dynasty” and doesn’t seem to age, is sitting at the Dundies. He play Angela’s boyfriend, but what is he doing there?"


And I made this:



He looks a bit uncomfortable.

OMG OMFG FINALLY!!! ....or is it?

In order to understand what I'm talking about, take a look at this entry.



Also, have a bunny!Jack pic. I swear he looks like a cute bunny there. ...A cute bunny with a sexy adam's apple....




♥ ♥ ♥

...Also:

OMG.




I WANT THISSSS AND THISSSSS. But especially the ones in the first one, the pic above OMFG. His gun, his HRGs and his fake ID. So sexy, I can't even deal with it. HE WAS THE SEXIEST COUNTY CLERK EVER. These iconic stuff made me explody.

You know, he touched them.

It's windy out there...

So...I have been watching the Dynasty episodes very slooooowly, but hey, I'm watching! ...kinda...Anyways, I really enjoyed the last one I watched. Because there were scenes with Jack's pretty hair blowing in the wind. OH YES. Plus, angsty bromance. OH YESSSS. Adam is hawt.

Also, Steven has sexual chemistry with everyone in this show. Is it because he is out-of-this-world pretty? Or because he acts like an angry puppy all the time? I don't know how many times I wanted to run my hands through his hair while watching his scenes...Oh my.



 

No wind, still hot....I love that he loves his mommies. But, Alexis is always going to be #1!!!!
 

Mmmm...Beautiful...he was about to do the tongue action, but decided not too. Perhaps because it was too windy? Am I making any sense here?



  

I have been staring at this one for the last 1 hour, 25 minutes and 32 seconds...33....34....Ahem. Perfection. He's just too cute. Also: Fangs OMG. I like his sweater too. He's staring at Adam...*siiiiiiigh*  


 
...Unrelated, I made this one for a challenge in scifiland :


 

OMG. Still love all "this" hardcore.

Am I losing my perviness? NOOOOOOOO! D:

So I was watching Dynasty again...

...And I sometimes paused, took notes and made gifs and took screencaps...Because he is beautiful.




Oh, Steven Carrington, I love you and your dramatic exists...I always want to do that when I am pissed off. I will try next time...





OMG. The definition of cute. OMG.


Bonus:




Oh yes. The tongue. I recently realized Dynasty is full of these....And why can't we have decent DVD rips? Where did all the awesome pirates go???? D:



...And look what Elisabeth Röhm said (no, not about Dynasty!):

"...After my mother died, my Heroes costar Jack Coleman said to me, “Those who know, know. And those who don’t, forgive them.” I will always be grateful to him for those words, because most of the time people don’t know what to say to those that are grieving. It has been a lonely year, but I understand..."


Awww. Lovely. I liked Lauren. Haters to the left. :P ...or right. Yes, it must be left!

Btw, Röhm talks more about his mom and her death here. :(

Clippings FTW!

Yep, this is not creepy at all.

Too bad they didn't have numbers. I like how letters of my name are in flames. That's hot!






Okay, this is hawwwt too!!!! Ugh Salem Strangler, strangle me or something!!! Well, I have no problem with that, because he is a lousy serial killer.




Let's see...he played a gay man after playing a serial killer. So what if he played a homosexual serial killer? Would that made him more versatile?

My opinion: UNFFFF.

Also, I am lol'ing at the "homosexual son". The way these articles mention this whole thing, lol. Oh, the 80s...






Wow, fans. I am speechless. Again, the 80s... AIDS connection...Steven's "gay" character. As if he has multiple characters...I bet they were very devastated when they made Steven a gay again. D:

Other than these: OMG he looks so hot in that photo!





*is still waiting for The Office*