YAY an interview and my overall feelings

More Dynasty watching and my first ever Claudia gif, I think...



THAT'S A PRO MOVE.


UNFGH another interview from Monte Carlo and omfg there is no voice-over, no dub, nothing!

- He's glad his arc had an ending! Yay, a heroic dead! Ugh, sorry but I will forever bitch about this. I HAVE LEGIT REASONS. ASK ME AND I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN. Or don't...I'll tell you anyway...
- He thinks Bill Forbes is truly dead! D:
- He's sure he would go back to the show if they ask him to! :D
- But he doesn't think they will! D:

Well, honestly I didn't think even for a second that they would want Bill Forbes back. I wonder who was asking him that...OMG I FEEL LIKE A HORRIBLE FAN NOW D: Also, TVD needs to be better in season 4. Enough with the stupid ship of the week storylines! *is bitter about everything, but mainly about Bill Forbes*

Ugh, all this reminded me of Heroes and I'm still glad that they didn't know it was their last season. As Mr Coleman once said, they would have totally killed HRG off if they knew this was the end of Heroes. NO, THANK YOU DUDES. I couldn't have dealt with that, UGHHHH.


( LOL pics..or LOLpics? )

It's Dynasty time!

So...I was watching an episode of Dynasty last night (S04E05) but I don't have any gifs because of the crappy quality of the video. Here, have promo pics instead:


Amazing...


( Pics! )


I dunno why, but I feel like sharing my views on the episode. There were some LOLworthy dialogue in it which made me...LOL. Like:

(There is a custody trial between Blake and Steven and Sammi Jo is on the witness stand, fabricating tales of Steven's sexual promiscuity)

Blake's lawyer: "Was it a French restaurant? Italian? Chinese?"
Sammy Jo: "It was a gay restaurant"

The Gay Restaurant...

So I'm now imagining a convo like:
"Would you like to have French? Italian?
"No, gay."


Steven: "Liar! You're lying!"

But then, Steven said these:

"I won't answer that. What he's asking in essence is if I'm guily of being gay. Well nobody, not my father's lawyer, not you, not anybody in this courtroom or outside has the right to ask this because there is no guilt in that issue! Everybody in this state and in this country has the right to live his own life the way he wants. Provided he is a decent human being, isn't a man entitled to raise his child whether he is homosexual, or not? I am, and always be Danny's father and a good one no matter what my lifestyle is!"

I guess the Dynasty writers were also capable of not-so-LOLworthy dialogue.

Here's another thing Steven said:

Poll #1860638

Sexy

So...there have been rumours about a possible Dynasty remake (and lately, more people started to talk about this because of the success of Dallas and imo, Revenge) and even though there is still nothing solid yet, we have this:

...According our source:

"TV moguls are already huddled in top-secret talks with tempestuous Denver oil Dynasty divas Joan Collins and Linda Evans – begging them to get glam again in those magnificent, iconic costumes and scratch each other’s eyes out encore!"

Aaaand, from what we hear the divas are totes down for a cable channel reunion!

Our insider claims:

“Joan and Linda are really excited about reviving Dynasty. The show looks like a definite go as producers work out the details!”...

Source


"Cable reunion"? Hmmm...now that's interesting, because Jack Coleman said the following when he was in Monte Carlo about two weeks ago:


"Um… if the circumstances were right, I would. I would have to know that it was going to be done well and that the plot would have to be good… it’s good that it’s on cable, I think cable is where the show would have to be, because they’re a little racier, there’s a little bit more room to… um, for language, for content, and I think for shows like this to reinvent themselves, it cannot just be what they were 25 years ago, it has to really be new, different, even if a lot of the people are the same, if the characters are the same, the show has to feel [new]. So I think that cable would be a place to look."

Cable...I guess this is another "great minds think alike" moment? Or.... Unrelated, this saying can be translated to my language as "kalp kalbe karşıdır" and we use the word "heart" instead of "mind". Perhaps we are more romantic? :P

Enough with the speculations, here are the icons of the undeniable sexiness!!!!!

Total Icon Count: 16
Teasers:

( Icons Here! )

EDIT: He's doing voice work for "Ultimate Spider-man! EEEEP!

"Guest stars for July 2012 debuting episodes include Jack Coleman (Heroes) as Doctor Strange, Greg Grunberg (Heroes) as Uncle Ben, Mark Hamill (Star Wars) as Nightmare, Shao Lao, Dave Boat (The Super Hero Squad Show) as Lion-Headed Zodiak and Phil Morris (The Secret Saturdays) as Scorpio and Lion-Headed Zodiak #2."

HIS SEXY VOICE...

SOURCE

AHHH FINALLY A SEXY MONTE CARLOOO INTERVIEW !!!

The video and the awesome transcription by la_dame_du_lac can be found here!:

RTL9 Family Interview of Jack Coleman

She did an awesome job! I'd like to thank her again. :P Actually you can hear some of the things Mr Coleman's saying, but still, if you don't know any French, you won't understand the questions! And it's easy to miss his sexy words because of the stupid dubbing. Have I told you lately how much I hate dubbing? BECAUSE I REALLY DO. SUBTITLES, PEOPLE. Use them.

Okay, I'd like to discuss the interview now....dissect his every word......Because it's sexy and omg the interviewer (her name is Sandraaaa ahahahahaha awesome) was totally hitting on him. GRRRRRRR.


Sandra: "I’m delighted to meet you here in Monaco because "I follow you a lot on TV" and recently in The Vampire Diaries in particular. Tell me how did this casting get organised?"

She follows him a lot on TV? WTF. What a creeper.

And OMG this is the first time ever he talks about his TVD experience! OMG that made me squee hard, because I really wanted to learn more about it. Sadly, no one interviewed him in USA about this, but the French did!!!!



( ARGHHH SO GOOD )



Now, off to some screencaps:


( Read more...stare more... )


Also, there is another video where he confesses his love for RTL Family TV! Fast forward to 0:45!!!! HE IS SO CUTE.

I made a lot of icons...

His last two TVD episodes and his only "The Office" episode of this season. And some random ones including HRG! And a cute cat!

Total Icon Count: 44
Teasers:

 ( Icons Here! )

He totally looks like a serial killer with that axe. <3  Also, I kind of want to make a picspam post of: Jack Coleman in hospital gown. Because it's so sexy. Really.

...Aaaand this brings us to this poll:

Poll #1833454 

ARGH

Question: If you give me some Vampire Diaries scoop, I’ll send Courteney Cox back through time to do your make-up and sculpt your lashes again. —Juan
Ausiello: Deal. On Diaries, a recurring male character’s days are numbered.



D: D: D:

Source: TVLine

I will hate you forever, dudes. *kicks*


My other feelings are:

( Feelings and some other things )

Shirtlessness? That's what any middle aged gay man would do. Or fangirls.

First:

So,la_dame_du_lac has been screencapping Dynasty and she sent me a screencap of a photo appearing in Dynasty:


( MAD SKILLZ )



....And now it's time for UNFFFFFFFFFFF.



Oh yes, Jack Coleman scenes from the latest TVD episode...Ugh, let's hope this one won't get deleted...

So this is going to be a random post...

...but still, all Jack related! :D

Do you know this movie?

Dynasty: The Making of a Guilty Pleasure

LOL I kinda watched it and I can easily say it was bad...and not the good kind of bad. I guess they went for the Dynasty kind of campyness but instead, they made a very weird movie with bad acting and bad...everything. And do you know what bugs me the most? The actor who played Jack Coleman wasn't even credited! D: ...or is this a good thing? I dunno and perhaps, I don't care.

But I care about that fact that he no way resembles Jack Coleman OMG. Look!:





Ohhh the first Steven #2 scene ever...




WTFFFFFFFFFF!!!!1111



.....And here's a pic from Kate Flannery's My Space. (A huuuge thanks to for this great find!)




Haha, she doesn't even mention Jack! :D

But OMG what a pic....What a bizarre sexiness. Not talking about Springer, sorry. I don't think I saw a nice pic of Jack from this event before. All I have is some videos with crappy quality. I'm sad that he didn't wear that jacket again. Sexy jacket...Perhaps he did, but it doesn't count if I don't get to see it !

Also: His fingers. Long and....ungh.

In other news, another person I talked on Twitter thought I was a guy. Hah!

Marry/Shag/Cliff Meme!!!

The rules:

1) Comment to this and (if you want) I will give you 3 (fictional) people.
2) Post this meme to your LJ with your answers.
3) Provide pictures/text descriptions and the names of the 3 people.
4) Label whom you would shag, marry and (push off a) cliff.

gave me:  Noah Bennet, Steven Carrington, State Senator Robert Lipton.

HAH! :D :D :D

Wow, we are kind of sure that two of them are gay...and the last time I checked, I was a female.  Booo. Also, I have my suspicions about HRG... But who cares! You see how they look! :D


MARRY



Very gay. Gayer than Steven Carrington. But he is a state senator and I guess it would be cool to mary a state senator? Also, he is hot. Plus, bonus points if I get to watch him with Thomas the aide...You know...Now that would be a A+ marriage. Talk about Holy Matrimony here...



SHAG



Oh man...I'd have said: "shag, marry, shag, shag and shag", but this meme doesn't allow me to do that. So I'll just...shag him....preferably forever. I mean, look at his face and his big glasses and his big gun. Also his sexy outfits. Too bad I'm not a blonde, but that can be arranged. Oh! I would even adopt Clairebear! :D ...wait, why would I need to adopt her if there's no marriage?

*feels dirty like no one has felt before*



CLIFF



Ugh. I have no other choice...He's too fragile. Also, too young. I'd be afraid of breaking him while "loving" him.

It's been too long....

I read this:

"...And then, for some reason, without any dialogue, Jack Coleman, who was once on “Dynasty” and doesn’t seem to age, is sitting at the Dundies. He play Angela’s boyfriend, but what is he doing there?"


And I made this:



He looks a bit uncomfortable.

OMG OMFG FINALLY!!! ....or is it?

In order to understand what I'm talking about, take a look at this entry.



Also, have a bunny!Jack pic. I swear he looks like a cute bunny there. ...A cute bunny with a sexy adam's apple....




♥ ♥ ♥

...Also:

OMG.




I WANT THISSSS AND THISSSSS. But especially the ones in the first one, the pic above OMFG. His gun, his HRGs and his fake ID. So sexy, I can't even deal with it. HE WAS THE SEXIEST COUNTY CLERK EVER. These iconic stuff made me explody.

You know, he touched them.

It's time for a mini picspam!

It's time for a mini picspam!  

...of bb!Jack

But first! This is from a 2007 interview:

Q: "If you could change one thing about your character, what would it be? Why?"

Jack Coleman: "If I could change one thing about my character it would to make him irresistible to Swedish supermodels -- to match my personal life. Truthfully, there is precious little I would change about this part. I'm having the time of my life."


Is it weird that I immediately thought of HRG being involved in weird bondage situations when I read this? You know, some movies have gorgeous women who are also very eviiiiil. It sounds like a 60s movie cliché, but who cares? I love my brain. Cold shower brb.

(I have to thank episodethree  for mentioning this interview)


Pics!!!

Wet!Steven!!!...The Saga obviously continues...Because I have better pics.



Wet kind of manhandling. 

Their facial expressions don't help either....GUH.





Okaaaaay...Hello, Mr Officer...or sheriff. Some gay porn movies start out with a similar scene. Not that I watched any of them.





Yes, I'm totally ignoring the baby. UGH. Babies spoil the mood.





Wow. They are already dry and my hair never looks that pretty when I'm just out of the shower.





The baby's gone and they are sexily looking at the camera. Much much better.





This pic is kind of creepy. I don't know why. Poor bb Steven. He is not amused. But I guess this is a behind the scenes pic? Then bb Jack is not amused. Oh well. But he has the prettiest sweater ever. I think Cosby stole it.





Another behind the scenes pic. I have to admit, this one is cute. Heather Locklear looks funny. What is she doing?? Also, Jack's hair is being epic again.

Little things make me happy.

Author Interview with Ethan Stone: Today’s interview is with Troy D. (tdaulton) who writes under the pseudonym Ethan Stone.


Mary: You have a paranormal book coming out in May. What can your readers expect?

ES: I think Wolf Moon is a departure from the Cristian Flesh books. I wrote it before Flesh & Blood, but Dreamspinner Press chose to publish it as my third book. Wolf Moon is about Jack Coleman who falls in love for the first time only to discover that both him and the man he loves are werewolves.


DO WANT. That guy  named his characters after Dynasty ones and he also said that:

"For years I wrote my own personal soap opera. "

OMG he totally has a crush on Jack.

And the name of a commenter: "Blake Fallon". LOL. (Male nudity ahead!)

Blake was Steven's father and Fallon was his sister. Coincidence?

I WILL READ THIS GAY PARANORMAL/ROMANCE NOVEL ABOUT A WEREWOLF NAMED JACK COLEMAN AND NO MA'AM,  NOTHING'S GONNA STOP ME.

In order to celebrate, have this very awesome pic:



Legs.....80's shorts....WIN.

This is a Wet!Steven post....

So many wet men...and a baby.






My analysis:

- WETNESS FTW!

- Wet men wrestling FTW!

- WET!STEVEN OHMYGOD.

- Wet Pink shirt!

- "Soaking wet Adam". This feels so right.

- In my mind: "Adam and Steven risk their lives to rescue their baby. "

- Must...stop...shipping...Adeven. Stadam?

- I need to watch this episode.

- "Chilling end-of-season episode".  Because the water was cold?

- Wet!Jack still feels magical. *siiiiiiiiiigh*



Meme:

I've been tagged by   !

People who have been tagged must write the answers on their blog and replace any question they dislike with a new, original question. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.


1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?
The bare mention of clowns makes me want to run for the hills...I might have exaggerated a bit, but I know I find them scary. But Jack Coleman in a clown suit? UNF.

2. What is your favorite card game?
King, aka Rifki. OMG I used to play it a lot.

3. Tea or coffee?
BLACK TEA. Well, I like coffee too. :P But yeah, my first choice: Black tea!

4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.
My watch, my ipod, my external drive, my bed and....my Noah Bennet action figure. I touch it a lot. *touches it again*

5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator?
Haha, no way I'm walking.

6. How do you feel about your reflection?
Weird?

7. What did you last eat?
Fish! Wait no....an orange!

8. What noise, if any, does your phone make when it rings?
One of those jolly Nokia tunes.

9. Dog person or cat person?
I love both cats and dogs but I think I'll go with cats! :D

10. What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
  and I seriously discussed Jack's chest hair on this pic.

11. What was the last thing that you bought?
Two pants!

12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Everywhere and anywhere? Also: Pffffff.

13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
No clue...

14. Last book you read?
Haha, I am still reading "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo".

15. What are you doing this weekend?
Today I was shopping with mom! Sunday? I'll probably see a movie.

16. What's your dream job?
I don't know...

17. Famous person you'd most like to have dinner with?
Hahaha.


NO TAGGING. You know you want to do this meme...

It's windy out there...

So...I have been watching the Dynasty episodes very slooooowly, but hey, I'm watching! ...kinda...Anyways, I really enjoyed the last one I watched. Because there were scenes with Jack's pretty hair blowing in the wind. OH YES. Plus, angsty bromance. OH YESSSS. Adam is hawt.

Also, Steven has sexual chemistry with everyone in this show. Is it because he is out-of-this-world pretty? Or because he acts like an angry puppy all the time? I don't know how many times I wanted to run my hands through his hair while watching his scenes...Oh my.



 

No wind, still hot....I love that he loves his mommies. But, Alexis is always going to be #1!!!!
 

Mmmm...Beautiful...he was about to do the tongue action, but decided not too. Perhaps because it was too windy? Am I making any sense here?



  

I have been staring at this one for the last 1 hour, 25 minutes and 32 seconds...33....34....Ahem. Perfection. He's just too cute. Also: Fangs OMG. I like his sweater too. He's staring at Adam...*siiiiiiigh*  


 
...Unrelated, I made this one for a challenge in scifiland :


 

OMG. Still love all "this" hardcore.

Am I losing my perviness? NOOOOOOOO! D:

This clipping....lmao.

He's a red-blooded male, deal with it!

Too much to discuss. I want to see those letters. These clippings always make me go "LOL the 80s!" and not just because of the hair and the outfits. :D

I giggled when I read this part: "There's always the chance that I'll be stereotyped." LOL. You know why I LOL'd.

So I was watching Dynasty again...

...And I sometimes paused, took notes and made gifs and took screencaps...Because he is beautiful.




Oh, Steven Carrington, I love you and your dramatic exists...I always want to do that when I am pissed off. I will try next time...





OMG. The definition of cute. OMG.


Bonus:




Oh yes. The tongue. I recently realized Dynasty is full of these....And why can't we have decent DVD rips? Where did all the awesome pirates go???? D:



...And look what Elisabeth Röhm said (no, not about Dynasty!):

"...After my mother died, my Heroes costar Jack Coleman said to me, “Those who know, know. And those who don’t, forgive them.” I will always be grateful to him for those words, because most of the time people don’t know what to say to those that are grieving. It has been a lonely year, but I understand..."


Awww. Lovely. I liked Lauren. Haters to the left. :P ...or right. Yes, it must be left!

Btw, Röhm talks more about his mom and her death here. :(

Clippings FTW!

Yep, this is not creepy at all.

Too bad they didn't have numbers. I like how letters of my name are in flames. That's hot!






Okay, this is hawwwt too!!!! Ugh Salem Strangler, strangle me or something!!! Well, I have no problem with that, because he is a lousy serial killer.




Let's see...he played a gay man after playing a serial killer. So what if he played a homosexual serial killer? Would that made him more versatile?

My opinion: UNFFFF.

Also, I am lol'ing at the "homosexual son". The way these articles mention this whole thing, lol. Oh, the 80s...






Wow, fans. I am speechless. Again, the 80s... AIDS connection...Steven's "gay" character. As if he has multiple characters...I bet they were very devastated when they made Steven a gay again. D:

Other than these: OMG he looks so hot in that photo!





*is still waiting for The Office*

WWBD

I sometimes go back and read what The Man wrote in his blog. Yes, I miss it dearly. *sniff* He needs to start blogging again!!!! *snifffffff*




The HRG Files: Volume 5
by Jack Coleman October 14, 2008 9:50 AM


"...Creepier still is that, of course, they are all there to shoot Hayden. The entire tabloid industry is predicated on destroying young women. If that sounds harsh, sorry. That's what they do, that's how it's all set up. I could run through the lobby of the Four Seasons naked and on fire and the paparazzi would yawn. (I haven't actually done that, by the way. I wore a thong and was only smoldering.) But the second Hayden or Kristen Bell turn up anywhere, the shutters start flapping. They camp out, they stalk, and they wait."

...so, I googled. (Partially   's fault btw)

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on November 09, 2009 at 6:37 PM

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Bennet's a bad ass - now you can be too! Just keep it in mind: WWBD?

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...In other news, I want these:

Dynasty™ Barbie® Doll Krystle
Dynasty™ Barbie® Doll Alexis

Well, I actually want a Steven Carrington doll OMFG. The things I'd do to him....And the things I'd make Alexis do to him....Shhhh.

Wait a minute....I have a HRG doll...So....Are Dynasty dolls about the same size? Hmmm?



.... No entry is going to be posted without a Jack Coleman pic:



(Jack Coleman talking about his action figure)