PEACHES.
Also, that stare?
NO WAY.
PEACHES. They are hairy and juicy and sweeeet. Jack wants you to have one.
UNFGH this is the second pic and I am already unable to function.
The vest of sexiness. The shades. The hair...The shirt...Overall awesomeness...DYING SLOWLY INSIDE....and I am loving every second of it.
OMG. What is this. WHAT IS THIS. Do I even need to tell you how sexy his pose in this picture is? Even though I don't need to, I'll say it anyway: HIS POSE IS SO SEXY I AM CRYING.
OMGGGGGG TEH PEACH. I want to taste it. OMG his eyes....
Is the director asking Jack to lie next to that guy? What a lucky dude...
Those legs....In sexy bootcut jeans...*cries*
Yeah, I can't breathe now, I hope you're happy , Jack. I think the guy is dying too, because apparently neither of us are able to cope with his explody sexiness. I'm not even going to mention a certain body part because this is not helping me at all. All I'm gonna say is: I WISH WE HAD A FULL VIEW. ....maybe it's better that we didn't, because I don't know what I'd do then...
The adventures of the vest of sexiness continue....Did I mention his sideburns? Well, I am mentioning them now. Let's see....I want to lick them, one by one. First the right one, then the left one and if I feel like it, I will lick the right one again...Plus, his nose. It should be licked too.
HNNNGH. I bet these are his own glasses too. ....good, now I can fantasize easily.....WHAT? Shhhhh.
THE SEXY SUIT IS BACK. YAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! And the hair got spikier!!!! THIS MUST BE HEAVEN.
THAT......girl. I am jealous. Actually I am jealous of both of these women. I want to touch nice things like she does...LIFE IS SO UNFAIR I WANT TO SCREAM.
No no, this time I really can't breathe...I'll become a zombie in no time....His tie is a bit short and his legs are still long and I still want to run my fingers through his hair. SO MANY EMOTIONS SO LITTLE TIME.
What is this sexy car? It looks old....Also, I approve how his behind looks.
THIS. THISSSSS. THIS IS THE LAST BLOW TO MY MENTAL HEALTH. HELLO, I AM MENTALLY A ZOMBIE NOW, A.K.A. A MENTAL ZOMBIE. Why you do thisssss, Jack.....why...I was already too weak.....you had to smile like that, didn't you...WHYYYYYYYYYY... D:
UNGHHGFHFJHHFJJHHFFHHJHHJJGHJGH. BAD SUNLIGHT , BAD....wait...not so bad because it caused him to do the sexy eye squinting.....
I think Mr Clark, who took these pics, was also aware of his extreme sexiness...I MEAN HOW COULDN'T HE BE?
UGH first the women, now the men.....PEOPLE CAN NOT STOP TOUCHING HIS SEXY SUIT.
Oh....I know something was missing and there it is: HIS BIG HAND.Correction: HIS MANLY, SEXY BIG HAND.
STOP TOUCHING THE SEXY SUIT, DUDE. This must be love at first sight...
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE PLZ HELP. Now we also have manhandling? D: D: D: WHY GOD WHY. ..also, is it me or do they look like they are about to kiss.....
It's amazing how one fruit can have so many meanings... No, I wasn't looking at Urban Dictionary. I would never do such a thing. I'm a zombie, zombies don't look at online dictionaries....They just stare at the pretty sideburns for hours and hours and hours...
LOL Jack's a total creepster. He's watching the guy through the trees...
I think that guy wants Jack's glasses... Can you blame him?
HAI. Do you see what I'm seeing? HAIIII. How come a blurry pic can be that hot and sexy?
The pants that scream of elegance and style... KJKJKJKJJJJJJJJJJJJ.
As if my head didn't already explode multiple times....I'm pretty sure he is doing this on purpose...This is not an innocent pose...No sir, it's not! I smell conspiracy....He must know how dangerous his overall sexiness is.....HE MUST.
Oh gods, now he's waving his sexy finger around while staring sexily at the camera...WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING, JACK....conspiracy, I tell you!!!!!
I like trees... *is numb*
Look how green it is.... *is very numb*
I need refreshments... *is totally numb*
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