The Office, aka The One Where The Senator Hit on Oscar While Holding a Baby In His Arms

THIS EPISODE OMG. My face while watching it:

:D


Quote of the episode:

Robert Lipton: "Oopsie, did somebody make a boopsie? ... Ohhh. You're stinky."

I just died.

You know, there are only a few things in life that may induce ovary explosion and/or the loss of pants and I strongly believe; "Jack Coleman holding a baby while doing the baby talk" or "Jack Coleman hitting on other men while holding a baby" are among them.

My other sexy thoughts:

- I loved how this episode started with Oscar "trying" to talk about being gay and how things eventually get better, and ended up with the VERY AWESOME Oscar/Robert scene. I just want to discuss the aforementioned awesomeness forever.

- The State Senator might be back next season, you guys. Well, Jack Coleman will be in a show as a regular (YAAYYYYY) but, he can still find time for a few The Office episodes, right? I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

- I'm TOTALLY glad they revealed that he is gay, because I thought this whole, "Is he really gay or not?" stuff ending with a "he's not gay!!!!" would have cheapened this storyline. Especially considering the Oscar scene in the beginning of the episode. This scene also gives me hope about The Senator appearing on this show again!

- This episode had a huge teddy bear. UNFGH.

- The last scene. HOW AWESOME IT WAS AND POETIC EVEN. Wasn't it AWESOME that this season's last episode ended with his scene? I SAY IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME. It gives me hope about many, many awesome things.


( SEX AHOY )

The Office, "Fundraiser" aka The One Where The Senator Hit on Oscar Twice!

This episode omfg! His sexiness is so severe to the point that I am ready to just break down crying.

This convo, I am a fan of:

The Senator: "You know, Oscar, I really had no idea that you were so passionate about animals."
Oscar: "My dog Gerald is my life."
The Senator: "Really? Well, if you want to get involved, call me. This is my cell. I'm more likely to pick up at night, say, um, after 9:00."

OMG 9 PM is a great time to talk about dogs and animals and such things. I'm available after 9 too! And I like animals and dogs and other cute mammals!


Again, the most awesome quotes came from Oscar. Such as:

"This confirms three things, I'm right about the Senator, I still got it, and poor Angela."

and,

"Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me, he wanted to rock more than just my vote."

also,

"No, I'm certainly not disappointed that Angela's husband wasn't hitting on me. I'd have to be a monster to root for that. A lonely aging monster"

LOL it's awesome how he describes himself as an aging monster. Also, I would like to rock The Senator too. I don't know how rocking works, but I'll figure it out, I'm sure.



( I'm into politics for now... )

The Vampire Diaries! Once Again!! Daddy is back!!!

I'm totally all over the place in this post and I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING.

- Bill Forbes quote of the episode:

“Your bond to Klaus is putting my daughter in danger. Either you turn or I kill you right here right now.” UNFGH. Badassery.

- YAAAAAAY he's back!!! Without the excessive make up!

- I was hoping he'd bring his partner/boyfriend to the town...

- Tyler and Bill teams up to ruin Caroline's day! :D She needs more emotional scarring in her life! :D

- Bill: "I'm going to try."
Caroline: "Why?"
Bill: "Because he made a mistake. And now he wants to make good. And I understand that."
So is Bill saying he made a mistake when he tortured Caroline? LIES. We all know why he's back.

- It's interesting that Tyler didn't hesitate to trust Mr Forbes. He wasn't worried that Mr Forbes could actually try to kill him!

- Alaric's new lady friend doc ? Don't care. Unless she is into to bondage too.

- Still don't really care about Bonnie. And we all know she's not into bondage.

- On compulsion:
Bill: "It took decades to train myself to resist compulsion. The brain's like a muscle. The more you use it, the more it can do. A sire bond, at its core, is about one thing...Gratitude."

The way he describes these things..so sexy.

And this made me wonder: How did he practice? Did vampire hater Bill have a vampire buddy? WAS THIS VAMPIRE BUDDY ALSO HIS BOYFRIEND???? Too many questions, not enough perviness.

- OMG I love Mr Coleman's TVD shirts....Or shirt...He seems to wear very similar ones...

- Tyler bondage >>>>>> Elena bondage.

- Jack Coleman covered with blood? Still sexy. AND HIS NIPPLE OMFG: I SAW IT.....I think.

- LOL I love that all the crazy and bad things happening in between, Elena decided to tell Stephan that she kissed Damon.

- Damon's blood in Bill. One word: UNFGH. Okay, I change my mind, I like that doc.

- Also, LOLOLOL blood. HRG anyone? So does this mean Damon is Clairebear to Bill? I get so proud of myself when I notice this kind of stuff. *is proud*

- LOL this is what la_dame_du_lac said: " Also, they have made Jack into Kenny from South Park" HOW TRUE. Especially true when you think about the next episode's promo. *TEARS*

- Tyler: "You're better."
Bill: "Yeah. I shouldn't be, but I didn't have any say in the matter."

Ohhh so he knows he didn't die because of some vampire blood? Why did the doc tell him that? How come the whole hospital (docs, nurses etc) doesn't know she is always using vampire blood to heal her patients? How does she manage to keep what she's doing as a secret? It seemed like good timing more than anything. Is she plotting something? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? So many questions, but none of this matters because...OMG HE'S OKAY! :D

- How was Mr. Forbes found in the woods? I doubt many people hang out in the wood in the middle of the night. How did wolfboy!Tyler leave him alive? If Tyler was the one who called an ambulance, how come he didn't call Caroline so she could feed her dad blood? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SEXY, DAMMIT.

- How can anyone not ship Alaric/Elena?

- Speaking of Bill Forbes: OMG he is still an arrogant bastard who lurrrves his daughter but also, so sexy. SO SEXY.

( Screencaps...many many of them.... )

Jack Coleman pulls and pulls and pulls...

As the tongue action proves, rope pulling is hard, treacherous work ...




This needs to be discussed if you ask me.


I'm just sad that he didn't end up in the mud. D: I was like, "Yes, yes, yes, almost there! Noooooooo!!!" D: D: D: Damn you NBC team, you should have pulled harder. :(

Btw, stupid Time Warner made Youtube delete the account that had other BoNS videos of Jack but I already haz them. HAH!

Imagine me writing an episode with Jack Coleman, vampires and a vampire daughter.

I would make sure Jack Coleman's character gets bitten by a vampire while being tied up and then his daughter comes to the rescue and she forces him to drink her blood and while all these things are happening, he manages to get wet somehow. Fap-a-vaganza!

Now let's see what happened on this week's The Vampire Diaries episode:

- Bill Forbes aka Jack Coleman gets tied up to a chair.   Check.
- Bill Forbes gets bitten by a sexy male vampire, twice. And he's tied up to a chair during the first bite.  Check OH GOD YES CHECK.
- Caroline Forbes aka perky blonde vampire daughter comes to the rescue of her daddy, Bill Forbes. TOTALLY CHECK.
- Caroline Forbes forces him to drink her blood so he can heal faster.  CHECK SOOOO HARD.

- AND I fangasm/explode hard enough to destroy the world. Like I have never fangasmed/exploded before. I MEAN IT.

- Okay, he didn't get wet, but I'm sure they're saving this for possible future Jack Coleman episodes.*crosses fingers* Hey, he got sweaty though! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPHHH.

- So that makes...4 out of 5? NOT BAD IMO. NOT BAD AT ALL. My panties agree.

- In summary: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WRITERS, GTFO OF MY HEAD!!!!

And some more thorough analysis of this magical episode:

- Have I told you lately how much I love this gay, vampire-torturing, daughter loving dad?

- Gay!Bondage!Ducttaped!Jack Coleman. Do I even have to tell you how hot this was?

- Damon's "LOL he's gay" kind of jokes OMG. I loved them.  Damon was totally teasing him. He knew Bill would get "excited" by his nomming action. Is this in my head only? I DON'T THINK SO.

- OMG. Mr Coleman looked even hotter than he did in his first episodes. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? HOW DOES HE DO THAT??? Also: The jacket omg. It was sexy. His whole outfit was sexy.

- And suddenly...NOAIRE HAPPENED. And I came. UNGH. Well, it was there already but this time, it really happened. Let's see, Clairebear's blood saves HRG and Caroline's blood saves Bill. OH YES. That alone is more than enough to make me....you know. Bill wasn't dead yet, but  Caroline bursting in, beating Damon and saving her father is totally Noaire. Plus, he was sucking his daughter's blood and that was ....omg hot. HOT. AAAAAAHHHHH. *facepalm*

- There were some fun quotes in this episode too, not only Bill's but also, Bill-related. Damon had the most awesome quotes. Some of them:

Damon: "So Mayor Lockwood called your gay ex-husband to torture your vampire daughter?"

Ugh talk about dysfunctional relationships. HAWT.


Damon: "So, Bill, I hear you're into the whole daddy-daughter vampire torture thing."

AREN'T WE ALL???? I know I am... *shivers in delight*


Damon: “He threatened to out me. Don’t get me started on the irony of that."

HAH! One "Bill is gay, haha!" joke after another! Damon was full of win in this episode until his ass got kicked by Carolinebear.



Bill: "I know you think I'm the bad guy here, Damon, but I would never expose my own daughter to those morons."

SEE? HE TOTALLY LOVES HER. :D Awwww daddy...



Caroline: "Daddy! Are you ok?"
Bill: "I'm fine."
Caroline: "Here. It'll heal you."
Bill: "I said I'm ok."
Caroline: "Grow up."
dref22: UNF


Caroline: "Daddy. I'm going to be ok."
Bill: "You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be ok again."

DDD:

FUUUUU. UGH what an awful jab at poor Caroline. :(  Well, even though it's awful, I must say it's also very true. Caroline will never be okay not just because she is a vampire, but also because she'll always be in danger, she'll always have enemies around, humans and vampires. Daddy knows what he's talking about!

I seriously felt sad about this scene, he was leaving town (no more Jack Coleman for god knows how long! D: D: D:) and there were no huggages and no "I love you"s. D: My heart. Ow. But this also means he'll probably be back to wreak further havoc on the lives of every supernatural creature in Mystic Falls. This guy has trained himself for decades to resist mind compulsion, I'm sure he won't give up that easily. Still, FUUUUU. You can hate vampires all you want, but even Damon said your daughter was an annoying control freak, at least you can be ok with her! D: ARRRRGGGH. Well, can't you at least try to protect her or something???

Ugh, I love this actually. :D

UNF screencaps:





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Woooo!!! Torture, sexiness and more torture!!! The Vampire Diaries!

- This episode? Me likey. Bill and Caroline? My brain broke.

- Mr Coleman looks perfect in this one. PERFECTION. Hotness and sexiness to the max.

- Her mom, the sheriff was totally worse than Bill but omg everyone seems to forget how she's treated Caroline before. WHY ARE HIS ACTIONS ANY DIFFERENT? Just because he tortures her a little? Pffffffff...

- Ugh now some fans are like "FU Bill!" but I'll always be there to defend him. I AM NOT SORRY. I have to say, this is totally Jack's fault, he shouldn't have been so good at playing these sexy creepsters. He's never a dull psycho though, he is such a good actor, he always conveys emotions exceptionally well even when his character is doing questionable things. I freaking love it when he's like, "OMG I love you sweetheart, but I am going to have to hurt you so bad." EMOTIONS.

- Right now, TVD fandom might become a dangerous place if you're planning to say things like "OMG but he really loves her" But I don't care, haha. HE'S TOTALLY BLINDED BY HIS LOVE FOR HIS LITTLE GIRL. Deal with it. He even told Caroline that he sat down and cried when Carol told him the bad news. D: Poor bb. *throws common sense out the window*

- In summary, Bill is hot, therefore he is allowed to do bad things. OKAY? Go Team Bill! *facepalm* ...don't hate me.

- I've been singing this song since I saw the torture scene in the promo. Amazing, isn't it? *wants to make a video*

- Haha it's awesome that "Poor Caroline" trended on Twitter last night.

- A trivia: Jack Coleman and Michael Trevino were castmates in Cowbelles. Sexy, isn't it?

- I am loving the parallels between the gay dad and the vampire daughter. He tries to fix her even though she keeps saying she can't be fixed because this is who she is. What if someone tried to fix your gayness, Bill? Hmmm?

- I realize I sometimes contradict myself and I blame his hotness for it.

- This episode has some awesome Bill quotes...I exploded every time he talked:

(To his ex/mommy/the sheriff) "Trust me to do the right thing. Let me do this not because she's a monster, but because we love her."
I would trust you, mr Forbes...

(To Caroline) "I want you to know,when Carol Lockwood called and told me about you...I sat down and cried."
D: D: D: ....My fav moment of this episode...

Caroline: "Why? You know that this isn't going to work."
Bill: "It has to work. It's the only option."
Caroline: "Why are you trying to fix me?"
Bill: "So I don't have to kill you!"
dref22: GAAAAASP!

And imagine him saying those lines with morally grey puppy eyes.

AAAAAAAHHHH.....


Btw, this time I have the logofree caps, YAYZ! (Screencaps lovingly stolen from ina_ami )

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UNFGH Rock The House!

I've been flailing and squeeing and ...doing "other" stuff for the past hour. Because...


...OMG this movie! The Preview! On location video! Interviews! Jack being awesome! His cast mates talking about Jack being awesome! Me flailing and squeeing!


Some notes OMG:

- Cassi Thomson says he's so funny. He is very sarcastic. You have to have kinda the right sense of humour and you can't take anything personally. He's a total goofball. I THINK I LOVE JACK MORE NOW. I didn't know it was possible but yeah, it happened. JACK HAS A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOUR AND I FREAKING LOVE THIS FACT.  UNFGH. ...bad Jack....BAD!

- The awesome Andy Milder of  "Weeds"  says that Jack's a blast and he was hoping he was gonna be a nice guy, because you never know, he could be a real jerk, but Jack has been nothing but great to work with. Talented, nice. Always there for you. A good guy. UNFGH.

- And the VERY awesome Jack Coleman says that here is almost no moment of this that he can't relate to. He talks about his personal experiences like how he'd miss the big test and the soccer match etc while working long hours like this.  D: Awwwwww.  UNFGH.

OMG am I missing something? Tell me if I am!


Some pics now:



UNFGHHHH THAT FACE. SERIOUSLY. Also: Is that a kitchen on the background?





UNFGH the box. Well, I have no clue what he's looking at, but I know that he is being verrrry hot while doing that....I'm loving the sideburns...UNGH.






HAI. OMG I am shiverrrring. Is it the creepy stare? The sexiness? Or the extremely spiky hair? DUNNO.....but I like the feeling.





LOL the hair is too spiky...I am imagining: My fingers....running throuuuuugh....





I predict many Noah/Clairebear moments in this movie. The "OMG I don't mean anything to you anymore" and  "You are wrong! I love you!! How can I make you forgive meeee?" ones...My heart is melting already... Also, LOL @  the guitar. That looks weird there....BUT THE CUTENESS OF HIS HUGGING AND HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE IS TO DIE FOR.

I LOL'ed. The Office! 7x22, "Goodbye Michael"!

So...this is getting weirder, but interestingly this 30 seconds of the episode cracked me up so hard. SO HARD. So I'm somewhat ok. Yes, State Senator Robert Lipton wasn't in it but his awesomely epic gay pics were. I LUV U, Jack.


First, have a video of his pics:








Oscar's face? Priceless.









This is pure love.





Antiquing is more fun if you're doing it with your boyfriend.





Hah! I laughed and laughed and laughed. Also, I thought: Maaan, Jack Coleman rollerblading? That's hot. Jack Coleman rollerblading while also flirting with a guy? HOTTER.  Me, dead? YES. *dies*

Hmmm...he's the only one wearing knee pads. Interesting. Yes, I sometimes pay attention to this kind of things.

I want those pics. I need them. D:

So...something awesome unexpectedly happened today.

(The pic is huge and it's from Wendi!)

- The hrgs...Mr Stashwick needs to give them back! D:
- Jack Coleman. The stubble is becoming a beard. Thisis funny, I was just talking about the 80's Jack's beard in this post.
- Jack Coleman. Why so cute?
- Jack Coleman. His eyes....*THUDDD*
- Jimmy Jean-Louis. WHAT IS THIS???!!!! WHAT...





What's wrong with these Heroes' boys? D:

EDITTTT!!!!:

This one's from Todd Stashwick!



UGGGGGGGGH.

A video and stuff

So, I have a video from December 2007 and I shall name it: "The One Where He Couldn't Close The Trunk, But His Wife Did" because:






She closed it so easily...


Ugh fans. *is jealous*  He signed for them all. ♥  It's hard to hate the paparrazzi sometimes...



My reaction to "Trunkgate":




Oh well, it happens to the best of us...



Then I started to make more gifs:




Eyebrows!



Neck! It's alive!

UNGH.



.....I watched The Office and this is from 7x13, Angela's New year's resolution:




I APPROVE.




Oscar doesn't, maybe?