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I found a Nora Zehetner interview from 2006 and I wanted to share this part:

TVGuide.com: How is Jack Coleman as a “boss”?
Zehetner: He’s a very nice boss, really fun to work with. We had to do this scene where [Whispering] I spit on him….

TVGuide.com: By accident?
Zehetner: No, on purpose! I hope I’m not giving too much away.

TVGuide.com: Oh, I think you can reveal that Eden spits on H.R.G.
Zehetner: I felt so horrible, but he was very gracious about it. I don’t know how gracious I would be, honestly…. And we had to do, like, 10 takes.

HAH! This is awesome and funny. 10 takes....Ohhhhhh....I wish I was there...Did that sound wrong? Pffffffff.

And this is a Jack Coleman interview from 2009:

Heroes Superbowl ads. According to Jack Coleman, it's a jump the shark moment. :P

OMG I can't believe I didn't know about this interview before...

Imagine me writing an episode with Jack Coleman, vampires and a vampire daughter.

I would make sure Jack Coleman's character gets bitten by a vampire while being tied up and then his daughter comes to the rescue and she forces him to drink her blood and while all these things are happening, he manages to get wet somehow. Fap-a-vaganza!

Now let's see what happened on this week's The Vampire Diaries episode:

- Bill Forbes aka Jack Coleman gets tied up to a chair.   Check.
- Bill Forbes gets bitten by a sexy male vampire, twice. And he's tied up to a chair during the first bite.  Check OH GOD YES CHECK.
- Caroline Forbes aka perky blonde vampire daughter comes to the rescue of her daddy, Bill Forbes. TOTALLY CHECK.
- Caroline Forbes forces him to drink her blood so he can heal faster.  CHECK SOOOO HARD.

- AND I fangasm/explode hard enough to destroy the world. Like I have never fangasmed/exploded before. I MEAN IT.

- Okay, he didn't get wet, but I'm sure they're saving this for possible future Jack Coleman episodes.*crosses fingers* Hey, he got sweaty though! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPHHH.

- So that makes...4 out of 5? NOT BAD IMO. NOT BAD AT ALL. My panties agree.

- In summary: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WRITERS, GTFO OF MY HEAD!!!!

And some more thorough analysis of this magical episode:

- Have I told you lately how much I love this gay, vampire-torturing, daughter loving dad?

- Gay!Bondage!Ducttaped!Jack Coleman. Do I even have to tell you how hot this was?

- Damon's "LOL he's gay" kind of jokes OMG. I loved them.  Damon was totally teasing him. He knew Bill would get "excited" by his nomming action. Is this in my head only? I DON'T THINK SO.

- OMG. Mr Coleman looked even hotter than he did in his first episodes. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? HOW DOES HE DO THAT??? Also: The jacket omg. It was sexy. His whole outfit was sexy.

- And suddenly...NOAIRE HAPPENED. And I came. UNGH. Well, it was there already but this time, it really happened. Let's see, Clairebear's blood saves HRG and Caroline's blood saves Bill. OH YES. That alone is more than enough to make me....you know. Bill wasn't dead yet, but  Caroline bursting in, beating Damon and saving her father is totally Noaire. Plus, he was sucking his daughter's blood and that was ....omg hot. HOT. AAAAAAHHHHH. *facepalm*

- There were some fun quotes in this episode too, not only Bill's but also, Bill-related. Damon had the most awesome quotes. Some of them:

Damon: "So Mayor Lockwood called your gay ex-husband to torture your vampire daughter?"

Ugh talk about dysfunctional relationships. HAWT.


Damon: "So, Bill, I hear you're into the whole daddy-daughter vampire torture thing."

AREN'T WE ALL???? I know I am... *shivers in delight*


Damon: “He threatened to out me. Don’t get me started on the irony of that."

HAH! One "Bill is gay, haha!" joke after another! Damon was full of win in this episode until his ass got kicked by Carolinebear.



Bill: "I know you think I'm the bad guy here, Damon, but I would never expose my own daughter to those morons."

SEE? HE TOTALLY LOVES HER. :D Awwww daddy...



Caroline: "Daddy! Are you ok?"
Bill: "I'm fine."
Caroline: "Here. It'll heal you."
Bill: "I said I'm ok."
Caroline: "Grow up."
dref22: UNF


Caroline: "Daddy. I'm going to be ok."
Bill: "You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be ok again."

DDD:

FUUUUU. UGH what an awful jab at poor Caroline. :(  Well, even though it's awful, I must say it's also very true. Caroline will never be okay not just because she is a vampire, but also because she'll always be in danger, she'll always have enemies around, humans and vampires. Daddy knows what he's talking about!

I seriously felt sad about this scene, he was leaving town (no more Jack Coleman for god knows how long! D: D: D:) and there were no huggages and no "I love you"s. D: My heart. Ow. But this also means he'll probably be back to wreak further havoc on the lives of every supernatural creature in Mystic Falls. This guy has trained himself for decades to resist mind compulsion, I'm sure he won't give up that easily. Still, FUUUUU. You can hate vampires all you want, but even Damon said your daughter was an annoying control freak, at least you can be ok with her! D: ARRRRGGGH. Well, can't you at least try to protect her or something???

Ugh, I love this actually. :D

UNF screencaps:





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OMG Jack Coleman night!

His last TVD episode? Or not?

Will Bill Forbes pay for what he did? Will Damon nom his neck? Will I be bawling? Will Damon, Elena and Stefan have a threesome? Will I stop having dirty thoughts about Tyler and Bill? So many questions... *twitches*


Ehhhh, I have gifs, this is what matters.



AHHHHHHHH....D: *cries* Ugh, I still don't think he'd kill her in the end...I dunno...D:

I approve the in-your-face allegory.





LOL bastard.






Ugh, this  makes me sad. :( But the gif is shiny.....





Awwwwwwww.....angsting FTW. Ughhhhhh...someone needs huggages.

Fun things

Fun things  

- My favorite Jack Coleman/TVD related thing on tumblr nowadays:



I knew Bill saw her point, I already said that!!!!!!



- This is perhaps the most awesome site I saw lately:

Gay Male Vampire


I'm grateful to Jack for guesting on TVD, otherwise I wouldn't have found it.

From their TVD recap:

We were left in suspense through the second episode and only in the last few seconds did the viewer get confirmation that Caroline’s captor was her father. But it seemed from the first moment he appeared on screen, the makeup department had done enough to make him look the part. Can’t imagine the former Heroes star being overly gay, and unless his partner joins the cast, we’re not likely going to see much action to back it up.

- HAH! I knew we weren't the only ones who noticed the make up!!!! I knew it! HAH! But this person thinks it was on purpose. HAH! :D And LMAO!

- Jack Coleman being overly gay. Hmmmm....Hmmmmmmmm....I don't know what that means. I'll only know if I see it.

- I do want to see the action....You know...the action....May I?


More:

Now three episodes in, Vampire Diaries has shown an interesting side. Caroline’s dad attempted to use eversion therapy to help her change her vampiric nature. Yes, the gay man can’t accept his vampire daughter and must teach her to repress her true nature by associating the pain of sunlight with blood. That’s a little ironic. In episode two, Tyler’s mom witnesses his full-moon transformation and has come to accept her son is not a monster (and possibly this will mean she will accept Caroline too).

- HAH! We discussed this too. I'm sure Tyler's mom will accept Caroline, but...but....what about daddy? D: Will they be hugging again? D: Not that we saw them hug before....But I'm sure they did....And you know, he called her "Care", before the torture session. "CARE". Like in "Carebear"? You know where I'm going with this?




- A video:





Sorry.

Because I just couldn't help myself. I have a simple mind.

Creepy dad stuff..

OMG finally a Jack Coleman aka Bill Forbes promo still!!!! I've been waiting for one since forever!

Click for the humongous version. UNGHHH. I don't understand how he looks this cute and perfect. Sad puppy eyes again....

Here are the Bill Forbes scenes from the latest The Vampire Diaries episode "The End Of The Affair":



Ughhhhhh...these scenes broke my heart and also caused me to giggle. I love it. This is awesome. He is awesome. And there was a Tyler/Mom/Caroline scene after the Bill torture scenes: Mom: "Honey, your dad...All our families, we have beliefs that have been passed on through generations. And we were taught never to stray from them." Caroline: "You did." Mom: "You taught me to look at things in a different way." Bill: I just thought that he was the one who got me. Mom: "He did. He will again." : He should! D: UGH. This gives me hope...Mom is defending him and this is good....I think. And a few seconds later, Tyler comes in and they huggle in bed and she cries and tells Tyler that her dad hates her! D: NOOOO! D: *cries* ...but my hopes took a blow after I watched the extended promo for next week's episode:

 

Yes, I know that Jack isn't in it...But...are we sure? Damon is biting a guy's neck on 00:19 and...look at the promo pic above...blue shirt...and the guy in the promo....also wearing a blue shirt.....Is he Bill Forbes aka the sexy creepy dad? D: I think he is... DDD: *shakes violently and cries loudly* NOOOOOOOOOO!!! D: I won't be able to deal with this... :(((( Although I must admit that the idea of Jack Coleman getting bitten by a vampire is kinda hot....BUT NO DEATHS PLEASE! D:

Woooo!!! Torture, sexiness and more torture!!! The Vampire Diaries!

- This episode? Me likey. Bill and Caroline? My brain broke.

- Mr Coleman looks perfect in this one. PERFECTION. Hotness and sexiness to the max.

- Her mom, the sheriff was totally worse than Bill but omg everyone seems to forget how she's treated Caroline before. WHY ARE HIS ACTIONS ANY DIFFERENT? Just because he tortures her a little? Pffffffff...

- Ugh now some fans are like "FU Bill!" but I'll always be there to defend him. I AM NOT SORRY. I have to say, this is totally Jack's fault, he shouldn't have been so good at playing these sexy creepsters. He's never a dull psycho though, he is such a good actor, he always conveys emotions exceptionally well even when his character is doing questionable things. I freaking love it when he's like, "OMG I love you sweetheart, but I am going to have to hurt you so bad." EMOTIONS.

- Right now, TVD fandom might become a dangerous place if you're planning to say things like "OMG but he really loves her" But I don't care, haha. HE'S TOTALLY BLINDED BY HIS LOVE FOR HIS LITTLE GIRL. Deal with it. He even told Caroline that he sat down and cried when Carol told him the bad news. D: Poor bb. *throws common sense out the window*

- In summary, Bill is hot, therefore he is allowed to do bad things. OKAY? Go Team Bill! *facepalm* ...don't hate me.

- I've been singing this song since I saw the torture scene in the promo. Amazing, isn't it? *wants to make a video*

- Haha it's awesome that "Poor Caroline" trended on Twitter last night.

- A trivia: Jack Coleman and Michael Trevino were castmates in Cowbelles. Sexy, isn't it?

- I am loving the parallels between the gay dad and the vampire daughter. He tries to fix her even though she keeps saying she can't be fixed because this is who she is. What if someone tried to fix your gayness, Bill? Hmmm?

- I realize I sometimes contradict myself and I blame his hotness for it.

- This episode has some awesome Bill quotes...I exploded every time he talked:

(To his ex/mommy/the sheriff) "Trust me to do the right thing. Let me do this not because she's a monster, but because we love her."
I would trust you, mr Forbes...

(To Caroline) "I want you to know,when Carol Lockwood called and told me about you...I sat down and cried."
D: D: D: ....My fav moment of this episode...

Caroline: "Why? You know that this isn't going to work."
Bill: "It has to work. It's the only option."
Caroline: "Why are you trying to fix me?"
Bill: "So I don't have to kill you!"
dref22: GAAAAASP!

And imagine him saying those lines with morally grey puppy eyes.

AAAAAAAHHHH.....


Btw, this time I have the logofree caps, YAYZ! (Screencaps lovingly stolen from ina_ami )

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So...what do we have here...

So...what do we have here...  

First a niiiiiice pic of bb!Jack.



And this very recent unffffffffy one....




I've been reading recaps, reviews and  previews and I thought I'd share a few here, because, ugh, I am giddy/worried/excited OMG:


EW:

Candice Accola gives one of her finest performances in tonight’s episode, as she’s tortured by her big bad vampire-hating daddy (Jack Coleman). Some of her scenes literally had me twitching! But don’t worry, her pain is going to lead to some major payoff. “I think the beauty of Caroline is she’s a ‘pull myself up by my bootstraps’ kind of girl,” Plec said. ”The irony of that is she learned that, she thought, from her dad. All her strength and all her confidence came from her relationship with her father. Now we’ve seen her realize that, when the chips fell when they did, her mom was there. The surprising person who she thought never got her was there to get her now. Caroline gets a few good moments next episode where we get to see just exactly how she’s going to channel the experience into action.”

Haha, I don't know why but this makes me worried. So her mom will join the action? She is a sheriff and she has a gun.... D:


TV Line:

VERY BAD DAD | This in no way relates to the 1920s sequences, but the same episode finds Caroline imprisoned by her vamp-hunting dad. Huge props to Candice Accola, who more than delivers in several painful-to-watch torture scenes at the hands of Jack Coleman’s Bill (who is majorly channeling Heroes‘ HRG circa Season 1!). Minor Spoiler Alert: During a bout of sun exposure, Accola’s performance mirrors Michael Trevino’s stellar work during Tyler’s first transition into a werewolf.

HRGGGG. If he is channeling HRG...where are the huggages? D:


TV Guide:

5. Caroline gets tortured: If you thought Klaus was heartless when it came to his family, that's nothing in comparison to Caroline's dad (Jack Coleman), who takes to torturing her in an attempt to break her of her blood lust. "It's a story about a parent thinking they know best for their child," Plec says, and in this case, father does not know best.

But, but.......maybe he really manages to fix her?


Comics Bulletin

There's something beyond ironic about Jack Coleman, once TV's first gay son on Dynasty, now becoming the supernatural patriarch of choice on genre shows. Bringing in a real actor for the role means we're probably going to find out more about Mystic Falls early supernatural legacy, but I don't see this dad betraying his little blonde angel any more than Noah could ever do to Claire.

I LOVE this one for multiple reasons. He's a "real" actor, alright. This is the only review I've seen that mentions what I've been saying for the last two weeks LOL. He's awesome and there is great potential to all this and why would you waste awesomeness and great potential? But it happened on TV before, so... :P



And perhaps the most awesome finding of my day so far:

After Elton:

For a little while, all we knew about Noah (Jack Coleman) was his horn-rimmed glasses, which were a reliable signal to viewers that something sinister was happening (as well as a "Hello there" to viewers with a weakness for bespectacled buys). However, we soon learned Noah was doing the best he could to protect his daughter from a secret organization, brain-eating supervillains and a horrific alternate timeline. As a man without the superpowers the rest of the Heroes cast had, he did a pretty good job.

Coleman just started a new fatherly role, though he's switching from sci-fi to horror as Caroline's dad on The Vampire Diaries. Since the first season mentioned that Caroline's dad was gay, we're keeping our fingers crossed we'll see a lot of him.

I think this is pretty cool. Also, I love that they want more of the gay TVD dad. You and me both omg. My fingers are crossed like WHOA.

I think I need Bill icons...how come I haven't made even a single one?