Saturday, September 29, 2012

Ahhhhh sleazy!!!!!!!!!!!!


Castle!!!! The first Jack Coleman episode!

candid - The Monte Carlo sofa
William H Bracken aka the other sexy Senator:

"See, here's what you don't understand, it's not who has the gun, it's who has the power."

UNFGH. That is totally the quote of the episode because UNFGH.

...but...what about HRG? He had big guns and lots of power...also Clairebear...And speaking of which, did you know that Heroes began on NBC September 25, 2006? YES, TODAY! *sniff*

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- OMFG I am not even going to talk about how sexy he was...Okay I lied, I will. Not only I'd vote for him, I'd also help him to get away with murders haha. I feel like my morality is decaying after every Jack Coleman episode. Wait until I post the Criminal Minds entry. IT'S HIS FAULT.

- I'm also really not going to talk about the plotline because you know, I'm not here because of that. :P Just know that Beckett has been looking for her mom's murderer since forever and guess what: JACK COLEMAN. Well, okay I changed my mind. I thought the story was....interesting. Dirty cops were getting ransom money from bad guys and the sexy Senator Bracken caught on and wanted in on the take...And now the sexy Senator is getting ready for bigger career stuff like wanting to be a president and obviously his not-so-sexy past is....not-so-sexy for his career. Oh well. He kills people left and right to keep his dirrrty secret hidden and apparently, Beckett's mom is one of them. PHEW. What a crazy storyline. No wonder they hired Mr Coleman for the part because they obviously needed a good actor LOL.

- He just rocked his scenes. I don't want to say the same thing over and over again oh yes I do because I always hate that he is underrated but he's always such a good actor omfg. If you want a glimpse of what other people thought about his acting in this episode, just have a look at this Twitter feed. Also, read tons of recaps and reviews where people said awesome things about him.

- So....wasn't it weird that The Senator kind of admitted to his crimes very easily? I mean I expected a; "Nooooo, you're crazy!" Okay, he said that Beckett was delusional but I thought it would have been better if he acted less creepy LOL....He was like; "Awww sorry for mommy. I didn't mean it!" WE DON'T DO THAT AFTER WE MURDER PEOPLE, DUDE. Always deny! Just say: "I was set up! D:"

- I really wasn't expecting that we'd know he was the bad guy this soon. I see that people agree with me.  So now there is no room for twists and surprises! He's the bad guy and Beckett will try to get him...Grrrr.

- Hmmm creepy!Jack....not that there is anything wrong with creepy!Jack.... You know what, in fact creepy!Jack is one the sexiest things in the world!

- THOSE CLOSE-UPS OMFG. God bless HQ. Seriously, how sexy and cute and fappable was he?

- So he was basically like HRG. Ethically challenged. But I guess this guy was a bit worse than HRG LOL. Perhaps it's because he didn't have a....Clairebear? Maybe he does????!

- It's always a good idea to antagonize sad and angry people who point a gun at you. ALWAYS.

- After Beckett pistol-whipped The Senator:

"That's gonna leave a nasty scar. Every time you see it, think of me."

- He was sexy and cute and fappable even after Stana pistol-whipped him....that scar....blood..UNFGH.I wonder if he will have a scar next time he's on. THEY BETTER MAKE SURE HE HAS ONE....I think. I'm pretty sure I'll find him even hotter with the scar. NICE TRY, STANA.

- Also, read this interview where Castle boss talks about Jack Coleman's character!

This part is important for Jack Coleman fans imo:

You promised to solve Beckett's mother's murder once and for all this season, but we didn't think it'd be so soon! Is Sen. Bracken really as far as this thing goes?

Andrew W. Marlowe: That mystery is over. We know all the answers we need to know. Now the question is: How is Beckett going to live with it? We have Sen. Bracken out in the universe. Are their paths going to cross again? And when? We know that Beckett still wants justice, but she can't get it right now. But at least she knows whom she needs to bring to justice. We feel like we've closed one chapter and opened another. What we see at the end of "After the Storm" is a Beckett who's grown. I think if it had been earlier in our run, we would have seen a much more vengeful Beckett. But she walks into a situation and ultimately makes the right choice for her and for all the people around her. She's going to get this guy the right way.


OMFG. Ugh I just hope we don't have to wait until the middle of the season or something...UGH I don't like it when people try to "get" him...Is he going to die again? D: Or go to prison? ...which reminds me of those sexy prison movies...So maybe this won't be THAT bad...Hmmmm...


Screencaps! )

Jack Coleman! Castle! Tonight!

candid - Jack/Ashley
Castle Season 5 premieres tonight! You know why I care! Jack Coleman will be in the episode with his usual charm and sexiness! Let's hope this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...I know there will never be enough of Jack Coleman but eh....I feel like this is going to be good....Also, according to showrunners, there will be more of him throughout the season...We'll see....Don't make me spam every website, you people... *is excitedddd*




The poster! )


I don't know if I posted this before, but I am doing it in case because this is one of the worst photoshopped promo pics of all time and I thought I make it look a bit better...Yes, even worst than some of those Rock The House stills... *shakes fist*

Btw omg you know these episode stills from tonight's episode:


Clickkkk )

Unexpected brief sexiness!!!!!!

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I totally had no idea that Jack Coleman was (kinda) in last night's season premiere episode of The Office until ricestorm told me! How could I dare to miss this! D: He didn't even speak, he basically appeared in a video on Angela's PC! He was fondling a cat! :D :D :D

- Angela wants to give away the cat because the baby is allergic!

- OMG the baby is not Dwight's! IN YOUR FACE, people who want the baby to be Dwight's! OMG so this means State Senator Robert Lipton is the daddy? :D Lucky baby! :D

- Jack Coleman is fondling a cat, grinning while Eternal Flame playing on the background. The most perfect video of all time...OF ALL TIME!

- This convo omfg:

Angela: "Oscar. Oscar. Will you take him?"
Oscar:  "No, I'm a dog person."
Angela: "If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person."
Oscar: "Those guys always turn back, Angela."

LOLOL nice...OMG Oscar agrees to take the cat even though he's a dog person...Because:

Angela: "He's broken up about it. It's the only time I've seen him cry other than our wedding night. "

LOLOLOLOL d'awwwwwwww....

- Oscar calls up Angela's sexy husband and says that when he comes over tonight he will get to play with his favorite cat....OMG THEY HAVE BEEN HAVING SEX ALL SUMMER. *faints*

- In summary: Penguins, dogs, cats...Give him any animal and watch the sexiness unfold!

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Is he wearing the same outfit from his first ever episode of The Office? Like two seasons ago???


Happily surprised! :D )

Ahhhhh sleazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG they waited more than 2 months to post this interview!!! Because The Office season premiere episode airs tonight!

THE INTERVIEW ON DIGITAL SPY OMG

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- OMG we hear this again: He is expecting to return as Senator Rob Lipton!!!

- AHHHHHHHHH he wants to be sleazy!!!!! And salaciousssss!!! He wants to do wrong things!!!!!!!! Awkward proposition of some kind FTW!!!! PLEASE WRITERS MAKE THAT HAPPEN

- OMG I totally didn't know that the writers made him gay LATER!!!!! LOLOL why do people always want to make him gaayyyyy

- OMG do you remember the interview where he said he wanted his character to get arrested in the airport bathrooms? HE STILL WANTS TO GET ARRESTED IN AIRPORT BATHROOMS DOING NAUGHTY THINGS. Errrr, I mean his character....UNF


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