OMG OMG!!!

It's Jack Coleman's Birthday!!!!!





BIRTHDAY PARTY POST IS HERE!!! CLICK!!!

So I was watching Dynasty again...

...And I sometimes paused, took notes and made gifs and took screencaps...Because he is beautiful.




Oh, Steven Carrington, I love you and your dramatic exists...I always want to do that when I am pissed off. I will try next time...





OMG. The definition of cute. OMG.


Bonus:




Oh yes. The tongue. I recently realized Dynasty is full of these....And why can't we have decent DVD rips? Where did all the awesome pirates go???? D:



...And look what Elisabeth Röhm said (no, not about Dynasty!):

"...After my mother died, my Heroes costar Jack Coleman said to me, “Those who know, know. And those who don’t, forgive them.” I will always be grateful to him for those words, because most of the time people don’t know what to say to those that are grieving. It has been a lonely year, but I understand..."


Awww. Lovely. I liked Lauren. Haters to the left. :P ...or right. Yes, it must be left!

Btw, Röhm talks more about his mom and her death here. :(

Clippings FTW!

Yep, this is not creepy at all.

Too bad they didn't have numbers. I like how letters of my name are in flames. That's hot!






Okay, this is hawwwt too!!!! Ugh Salem Strangler, strangle me or something!!! Well, I have no problem with that, because he is a lousy serial killer.




Let's see...he played a gay man after playing a serial killer. So what if he played a homosexual serial killer? Would that made him more versatile?

My opinion: UNFFFF.

Also, I am lol'ing at the "homosexual son". The way these articles mention this whole thing, lol. Oh, the 80s...






Wow, fans. I am speechless. Again, the 80s... AIDS connection...Steven's "gay" character. As if he has multiple characters...I bet they were very devastated when they made Steven a gay again. D:

Other than these: OMG he looks so hot in that photo!





*is still waiting for The Office*

Writer's Block: It came from planet Claire

If you discovered a new planet, what would you name it?

OMG this needs to be answered! *points to the question title*

Ahem...Here it is:

"Starship HRG is requesting permission to land on Planet Claire!"



...I feel so achieved...



..This batch is totally one of my faves.

Because:


The adventures of the purple shirt continue...






OMFG NOAH. Epicness in my pants. Soaking wet. I think his boss is an orgasmic state too...TWIST MY FINGER TOO, NOAH! D: I have to say, porn is less entertaining than this.....





LOL his coffee is still safe. OMG look at his face. LOOK!!!!!!!!!!! His nostrils!!!!!11111 Also, omg his purple shirt. UNGGGGHGJHJGHJGGGH.





NOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! OMG black shirt. I never gave it the proper amount of love it deserved...Look....just look at the way he sloooowly chews his meal...His sexy, sexy meal...UNGGGGH his smile.....FLIRTING, NOAH????? ...wait, who was sitting there? Lyle? D:





Oh ohhh ohhhhhhhhh......... HNGH do you see his tongue??? Poking his cheek from inside....UMNHHBGHN. I'd lick it!!!! I don't know what I'd lick it, but...I'D LICK IT!!!!!!! EYEBROW ACTIOOOON!!! So many awesome happenings are happening in this one small gif. OMG.





OMG OMG OMG. This is too much...........AAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHH. HIS LIPSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG his every facial expression is like a call to bed...You know, not for sleepy timez though...OMG I believe his glasses look a lot bigger compared to the other scenes....PFFFFFFFFFFFF.....

WWBD

I sometimes go back and read what The Man wrote in his blog. Yes, I miss it dearly. *sniff* He needs to start blogging again!!!! *snifffffff*




The HRG Files: Volume 5
by Jack Coleman October 14, 2008 9:50 AM


"...Creepier still is that, of course, they are all there to shoot Hayden. The entire tabloid industry is predicated on destroying young women. If that sounds harsh, sorry. That's what they do, that's how it's all set up. I could run through the lobby of the Four Seasons naked and on fire and the paparazzi would yawn. (I haven't actually done that, by the way. I wore a thong and was only smoldering.) But the second Hayden or Kristen Bell turn up anywhere, the shutters start flapping. They camp out, they stalk, and they wait."

...so, I googled. (Partially   's fault btw)

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...In other news, I want these:

Dynasty™ Barbie® Doll Krystle
Dynasty™ Barbie® Doll Alexis

Well, I actually want a Steven Carrington doll OMFG. The things I'd do to him....And the things I'd make Alexis do to him....Shhhh.

Wait a minute....I have a HRG doll...So....Are Dynasty dolls about the same size? Hmmm?



.... No entry is going to be posted without a Jack Coleman pic:



(Jack Coleman talking about his action figure)

So...something awesome unexpectedly happened today.

(The pic is huge and it's from Wendi!)

- The hrgs...Mr Stashwick needs to give them back! D:
- Jack Coleman. The stubble is becoming a beard. Thisis funny, I was just talking about the 80's Jack's beard in this post.
- Jack Coleman. Why so cute?
- Jack Coleman. His eyes....*THUDDD*
- Jimmy Jean-Louis. WHAT IS THIS???!!!! WHAT...





What's wrong with these Heroes' boys? D:

EDITTTT!!!!:

This one's from Todd Stashwick!



UGGGGGGGGH.

Life magazine pics!!!

OMG Life/Google partnership created a wacky search engine (or whatever you call it) but I managed to find new "old" pics of Jack Coleman! I think the problem is the tags...Whatever! I haz the pics!!! We saw some of them earlier, (same photshoot etc) but these are different poses and/or colored versions! And some of them are brand new!!!!




Gurrrrrlfriend. Yes, I know the actress but I forgot her name. UGH.





OMFG. Look at that beard...LOOK. Sexiness, cutenes and manliness...All in one pic...And the color of his beard suits his hair...





Another gurrrrrlfriend pic. Lacoste.





Heeeeeeeee!!! :D :D :D He's a bb OMG.





Another one. Her posture is weiiiirrrd...





Niiiice. We saw many variations of this pic...and I still get excited when I see them...





OMG. This was in b&w, and now we have it in color too! BB.....





Gurrrrlfriend is still in that weirrrrd posture and I think they look kindaaaaa nervous...





OMFG beard....OMG. This is very new to me and I need to breathe...Slowly....HMPGHFNGGH.





The "Howdee" pic in color!!!!





Ohhh I bet they were going to the Lakers game...Yes, I have a good eye...





OMG OMG this one totally killled me. His eyelashesssss....UNGGGGH. I think his nose is red becuse of the cold. I'd lick it? UNFFF that hat.





Oh, I freaking love this photoshoot. I still want to be that table.





Adam's apple...Nommy.





Ohhh this one's special. Parents? I dunno. His hair looks different and he is, I think laughing or something...


Also, today's The Office day. Hmmm.....I'm happy though, because:


Jack's going to be back!!!! :D :D :D

A video and stuff

So, I have a video from December 2007 and I shall name it: "The One Where He Couldn't Close The Trunk, But His Wife Did" because:






She closed it so easily...


Ugh fans. *is jealous*  He signed for them all. ♥  It's hard to hate the paparrazzi sometimes...



My reaction to "Trunkgate":




Oh well, it happens to the best of us...



Then I started to make more gifs:




Eyebrows!



Neck! It's alive!

UNGH.



.....I watched The Office and this is from 7x13, Angela's New year's resolution:




I APPROVE.




Oscar doesn't, maybe?